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calcomatosepizzacouch:

i don’t think i’ve ever seen a post with this many notes

Because there’s nothing more universal than the feeling of impending doom you get when you see your mother crying.

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Too true

my thoughts during school me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
May 2, 1998: The Battle of Hogwarts. Favorite character lines: Ron Weasley: "IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU, HARRY!"
Neville Longbottom: "I'll join you when hell freezes over! Dumbledore's Army!"
Harry Potter: "That wand's more trouble than it's worth. And quite honestly, I've had enough trouble for a lifetime."
Hermione Granger: "We'll have to, to reach the snake! But let's not lose sight now of what we're supposed to be d-doing! We're the only ones who can end it!"
Remus Lupin: "I am sorry too. Sorry I will never know him... but he will know why I died and I hope he will understand. I was trying to make a world in which he could live a happier life."
James Potter: "You are nearly there. Very close. We are... so proud of you."
Sirius Black: "We are part of you. Invisible to anyone else."
Professor McGonagall: "But let me make one thing very clear. You are not going to pass off your many ineptitudes on the students of Hogwarts. I shall not permit it."
Professor Flitwick: "No! You'll do no more murder at Hogwarts!"
Peeves: "We did it! We bashed them, wee Potter’s the one! And Voldy’s gone moldy, so now let’s have fun!"
Luna Lovegood: "Oh, look! A Blibbering Humdinger!"
Percy Weasley: "Hello, Minister! Did I mention I'm resigning?"
Molly Weasley: "You - will - never - touch - our - children - again!"
everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING


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